May 2013
getoffmybloghoe:
accidentally ripping out your own headphones
i made a new friend on the plane
niggaimdeadass:
dis us
this us actin crazy
smooches to u hataz
ewwww y’all ugly
dis us sleep
of course we cute
we black
pyrexvisean:
aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets
buttspectre:
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
this
“There are 7 billion people on this planet who I have not met,
and 195 countries...”
– Unknown (via rebreathing)
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
amoying:
imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW
OMFG
